A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.
by LadyFoxLV April 9, 2018
A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.
Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?
No the gophers took them.
What’s a gopher?? Exactly
No the gophers took them.
What’s a gopher?? Exactly
by gopherhunter May 1, 2022
Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite
Me out with friends,
Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,
Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.
Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,
Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.
by Botboy96 July 16, 2019
When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...
Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol
by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013
by ThatMoleFaSho March 12, 2008
A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.
by Reaperrz April 18, 2017