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verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling

To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)

The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)
Phone conversation

Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?

Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)

Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...

Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?

Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...

Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).
Googstall by WelshRuffster March 5, 2017
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Googstant 

A goog, is known as an Ectacy pill. Situation: The duration it takes for a goog to "kick in".
"When I took it the pill, it was googstant"

"Yeah, I was fucked, it was googstant"
Googstant by TheGoogyMonster April 20, 2013

googshwank

this word is used for when you and a friend are enjoying something together, you would express the emotion by saying that the moment is Googshwank, or Googshwankin.
ME: man this coaster is the best ride I have been on in a long time. Friend: yes i would have to say this moment is pretty Googshwank
googshwank by dizquierdo February 20, 2009

goospanking 

(n.) a compound word that is slang for the act of anal sex, the first part referring to the goo (semen) that is lodged up ones anus after the act and the second part referring to the word "spank" being used as a synonym for the act.
I gave my girl a fierce goospanking last night, she's gonna be shitting cumnuggets for a week.
goospanking by Driller64 May 14, 2016

Goostanilov 

Affectionate term for your goose like mate. Even if they flap about and make you worry.
Your being a right goostanilov flappin like tht
Goostanilov by Conanticklepink November 21, 2021

Goonstalking

Typically e-stalking someone for sexual intent
Yo Yandere Dev is totally goonstalking that girl!
Goonstalking by Gorseey May 20, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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