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googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020
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googlewank 

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
googlewank by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008

Googlewank 

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.
Googlewank by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

googlewanking 

To search one's own name using Google.
I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?
googlewanking by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005

Googlewanking 

The term occurred to me when I witnessed my music industry friends Googlewanking themselves on allmusic and discogs.com.
Our record producer is always Googlewanking himself to see if he is still relevant.
Googlewanking by Iron Oxhide January 6, 2021