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google-eyed 

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.
Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.
google-eyed by buggy June 25, 2007

Googly eyed rock 

-To be intoxicated to the point of incoherence

-A set of vacant glossy eyes, from which no intelligible emotion or expression can be derived.

-Being shit ass drunk.
-At this point one’s eyes begin to resemble a googly eyed pet rock.
1. a) "Fong looks pretty bombed"

b) "Fuck that googly eyed rock, he’s always drunk, just leave him"

2. "I'll take the easy kill, so you go for the friend, I’ll take the googly eyed rock"

3. "Fuck, Fabs gone googly eyed rock on us. Hopefully he doesn’t puke in the cab"
Googly eyed rock by Fongnation October 15, 2009

Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch. 

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”

Google-eyed 

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.
"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"
Google-eyed by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

googly eyed 

When someone has a lazy eye or is cross eyed.
Mr. Cafiero is googly eyed.
googly eyed by Bob man December 13, 2007

Googly-Eyed  

When a girl is persuaded to perform oral sex on a dude after he hath affixed a googly eye to each his testicles. A ball with a googly eye affixed to it is known as a "googly eyeball."
It is widely rumored that Angelina was googly-eyed by Brad on their third date. Apparently, she was "pleasantly surprised."
Googly-Eyed by Kaiser Moore August 17, 2008