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14 definitions by Words Wired Weird

 
1.
An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism
"He's only got time for MyFace these days"

"Anything new happened on YourFace?"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
 
2.
A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
 
3.
A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
 
4.
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
 
5.
1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials
"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
 
6.
The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"

Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
 
7.
A person who wears make-up to the gym
"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008