An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism
"He's only got time for MyFace these days"
"Anything new happened on YourFace?"
A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"
"Watch out! joggernaught!!"
A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials
"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"
The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"