gooch cobler 

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true

dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!

gooch cobler by jnasty09 February 5, 2009

gooch cobbler 

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

gooch cobbler by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017