going caveman 

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

going caveman by Chocolate Custard April 4, 2009

Going Caveman 

The act of becoming extremely unmotivated in your appearance after smoking lots of weed. This usually includes but is not limited to growing your hair out long and having a full beard.

Jimmy: "damn bro why you look like that"

Hernandez: "man i've been smoking so much I've just been Going Caveman"

Jimmy: " -__- Cut your fucking hair"

Going Caveman by @Real_KDeVante February 5, 2012

Going Caveman 

Verb.

Knocking someone out with a blunt object then having your way with them.

Jim: I read about that guy on the news...
Bob: What guy?
Jim: The guy who decided going caveman on prostitutes was a good idea if he dumped them in an alley way.
Bob: Oh. That guy. Me too.

Going Caveman by Jackass2011 August 12, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012