An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
by JFC420 August 18, 2015
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The fatty protruding area from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area on men.
Fat, usually older guys, but not necessarily, usually with a hairy belly and sometimes wear ribbed tank tops when they should never be seen in such an attire and their GOCK is clearly evident, yuk.
by roadsterboy August 4, 2009
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A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.
Ewwww. Your such a Gock Cobbler.... You probably gobble lots of cock!
by Eugene Kcrabsz July 31, 2019
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Male reproductive organ that resides in a location of a high populous. Widely renowned for their ability to bestow pleasure upon women. Ranking highest amongst most desirable penises.
Individual #1: Oh my gosh did you see the jeans he was wearing? You could totally see his city gock!
Individual #2: I wish my boyfriend had a city gock. He’s only got a rural gock.
by Mr. Unknown January 12, 2008
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A gock is a fatty's gut that has become so large it completely covers the cock. An elision of the words gut and cock. Gock.
His gock is so large you can't even see his cockatoo.
by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008
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When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018
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a term typically used by major band geeks, when the gock is stolen from the drum line by the drum majors
Dude, you totally just got gock blocked!
by el93 August 20, 2010
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