Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.
The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.
Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.
The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.
Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.
"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."
"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"
"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"
by KelliHolland June 13, 2005
verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
by soybomb May 13, 2005
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
by Jack Wang 2 April 17, 2009
1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)
Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.
A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.
A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."
"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 9, 2009
by Burkshifter May 30, 2005
by JeffZhang June 9, 2005
That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.
by Steve Cee. April 30, 2006