Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 19, 2010

Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.

I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.

by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010

lacrosse goalie

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019

Lacrosse Goalie

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.

by sicklaxgoalie9 February 27, 2011

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

by TomMac53 December 3, 2007