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Glue Balls 

When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.
I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!

I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!
Glue Balls by Catphish18 September 7, 2007

glue-balling 

Derived from a pilot "The Hairy Situation". Mistook from an advertisement for Garnier Hair gel. It is when, during the act of sexual intercourse, the male puts on the gel and actively does it. Then about 4 minutes later the gel dries and the penis becomes stuck in the vagina.
My friend did glue-balling last year and was in the hospital for three whole months!

glue-balling by Matthew Ung April 21, 2008

Glue Balls 

A phrase describing the condition when a person begins perspiring and their scrotum keeps sticking to one of their legs.
Jim was rolling commando working out in the yard yesterday and ended up with a bad case of Glue Balls.
Glue Balls by j3ogr3 April 21, 2022

Glue balloons 

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

Glue balloons 

We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons
Glue balloons by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024

glue balloons 

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!
glue balloons by CalmSnail June 14, 2024