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1.
a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off
girl 1: omg u see cody over there
girl 2: omg ya hes such a glenn lets go give him mouth release.
by dndgnszhtx54 April 12, 2009
 
2.
A very hot guy that flirts way too much. Tall and handsome with beautiful clear eyes.
"omg i can see Glenn what a hottie!!"
by Lavablobs January 07, 2010
 
3.
a sweet and sensitive guy that hides his emotions to act tough even though on the inside he could be the nicest guy you know. hes funnny but sometimes takes a joke too far. he likes long walks on the beach at night and likes to lay down in the sand and look at the stars above to just think about everything. and he likes coloring pictures of him and "his girl" as he says as smurfs.
"i wish i was friends with that kid!" "yea i know, hes such a glenn"
by buuuuuuurdtheturrrrrrd August 20, 2011
 
4.
an awsome father figure who is a very loving man who gets knocked down but always gets back up stronger than ever
u r such a Glenn
by wawawawawawwawawawa October 19, 2011
 
5.
To skeet on thou curtains.
DUDE 1 : "Yeah, man, I hung out with Molly last night."
DUDE 2 : "Ohh, dude, did you get the curtains?"
DUDE 1 : "Hell yeah, I did. I Glenn'd all over those bitches!"
by dan nepple April 18, 2007
 
6.
the act of allowing a woman into ones tent and not being rewarded with sexual intercourse
person 1: "hey mate, anything happen with that girl last night?"
person 2: "nah, i pulled a glenn"
by nosex4glenn January 08, 2011
 
7.
Impatient and intolerant person.
"He doesn't wait, he doesn't queue, he doesn't take detours, he doesn't take second opinions and he doesn't take no for an answer; he's a Glenn."
by The OED December 18, 2012