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The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.
That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?
Glarking by Baresark February 17, 2023
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The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.
Man that Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you hear her glarking in that gangbang?
Glarking by Baresark February 17, 2023
A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.
Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"
Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020
Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)
After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.
Garking by nick pine July 2, 2016

Glanking 

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)
Im gonna go glanking with friends!
Glanking by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011
The act of slarving a dode to the point in which one is only able to utter "glack" through the tiny air crevasse between their lips and the glack-causing instigator's genatalia.
I had your mom glacking on my D so hard bro!
glacking by Bwade December 3, 2015
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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