glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 03, 2010

glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.

To glark or not to glark, that is the question.

by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016

glark

To slowly grasp the meaning of a word or concept, based on the situation in which it is used.

An eventual understanding of the way things work, unlike zen, in which a sudden flash of insight occurs.

Glarking a concept is about halfway between being clueless, and grokking it.

Usually pertains to computer programming, formerly glork until coders realized (slowly) that glork meant something else.

"It took me a while to glark what the professor was talking about."

by NuclearConfusion July 05, 2006

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023

Glark

The belief that two males, formerlly percieved as straight, may be in a relationship together/have feelings for one another.

Person 1: Nick and Zane seem to be hanging out a lot lately.
Person 2: Do you think its like a glark thing?
Person 1: Maybe.

by AlexanderF February 27, 2017

glark

1. To express disappointment, disgust, or annoyance of an event.

2. An interjection to reply in modesty and slight embarrassment.

1. "Oh glark!" Dave said when he missed the football that was tossed to him.

2. Sarah: "Your dress is really cute Tracy!"

Tracy: "Oh glark!"

by scammer dude May 11, 2011

glark

another word for a midget

yo bro look at that glark over there

by Kona LyoNs February 21, 2024