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To slowly grasp the meaning of a word or concept, based on the situation in which it is used.

An eventual understanding of the way things work, unlike zen, in which a sudden flash of insight occurs.

Glarking a concept is about halfway between being clueless, and grokking it.

Usually pertains to computer programming, formerly glork until coders realized (slowly) that glork meant something else.
"It took me a while to glark what the professor was talking about."
by NuclearConfusion July 05, 2006
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Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.
To glark or not to glark, that is the question.
by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016
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1. To express disappointment, disgust, or annoyance of an event.

2. An interjection to reply in modesty and slight embarrassment.
1. "Oh glark!" Dave said when he missed the football that was tossed to him.

2. Sarah: "Your dress is really cute Tracy!"

Tracy: "Oh glark!"
by scammer dude April 20, 2011
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The belief that two males, formerlly percieved as straight, may be in a relationship together/have feelings for one another.
Person 1: Nick and Zane seem to be hanging out a lot lately.
Person 2: Do you think its like a glark thing?
Person 1: Maybe.
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