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glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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Glandhanded

"Glandhanded": is to have your Gland(s)-handled.
Cool it! I don't like to be Glandhanded on the first date.
Glandhanded by Waboa February 4, 2009

Gladhander 

A person who makes a bargain without the intention of keeping it.
That bastard at our record label is a total Gladhander.
Gladhander by demillepro July 28, 2009

Granhandler 

Derived from the word " panhandler, it describes a person who will happily beg, cajole or steal money from his or her own grandmother.
She asked her grandmother to pay for her grocery shopping by telling her, her grandchildren were hunrgy when she really wanted the money to get her nails done. Her unsuspecting grandmother was unaware she was falling victim to a Granhandler.
Granhandler by Thunderballs131 June 20, 2013

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026