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glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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Glandhanded

"Glandhanded": is to have your Gland(s)-handled.
Cool it! I don't like to be Glandhanded on the first date.
Glandhanded by Waboa February 4, 2009

Gladhander 

A person who makes a bargain without the intention of keeping it.
That bastard at our record label is a total Gladhander.
Gladhander by demillepro July 28, 2009

Granhandler 

Derived from the word " panhandler, it describes a person who will happily beg, cajole or steal money from his or her own grandmother.
She asked her grandmother to pay for her grocery shopping by telling her, her grandchildren were hunrgy when she really wanted the money to get her nails done. Her unsuspecting grandmother was unaware she was falling victim to a Granhandler.
Granhandler by Thunderballs131 June 20, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026