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glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

Glandhanded

"Glandhanded": is to have your Gland(s)-handled.
Cool it! I don't like to be Glandhanded on the first date.
Glandhanded by Waboa February 4, 2009

Gladhander 

A person who makes a bargain without the intention of keeping it.
That bastard at our record label is a total Gladhander.
Gladhander by demillepro July 28, 2009

Granhandler 

Derived from the word " panhandler, it describes a person who will happily beg, cajole or steal money from his or her own grandmother.
She asked her grandmother to pay for her grocery shopping by telling her, her grandchildren were hunrgy when she really wanted the money to get her nails done. Her unsuspecting grandmother was unaware she was falling victim to a Granhandler.
Granhandler by Thunderballs131 June 20, 2013

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026