birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.

'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

birmingham girling by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

barbie girling 

Select the "Barbie Girl" song on a Juke Box to replay a ridiculous amount of times as you're leaving an establishment.

"Hey Brah, what is this terrible shit I keep hearing? It has no end."

"Yeah that bald headed sonofabitch Kevin decided to go Barbie girling before his drunk ass walked outta here..let's leave."

barbie girling by adamasher July 24, 2014

Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.

Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*

Gillingham School by mrtechrelated March 13, 2013

Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.

Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*

Gillingham School by Hugerection October 17, 2019

Giggling Angry 

When you become so enraged, that you begin to giggle uncontrollably. Not laugh, not guffaw...giggle. May be accompanied by vocalized plans of an overly elaborate and unnecessarily messy end to the source of said rage.

"I hate these stupid phones at work so much (giggling angry)...I'm going to put them into a bag, and then (giggling), I'm going to smash them all to bits with a sledgehammer, and then (giggling) I'm going to blend the smashed bits until they are dust (more giggling)...and then I'm going to burn the blender with the dust, just to be sure.....(giggling, evil smile)

Giggling Angry by XXXXXLhammerfairy August 8, 2012

Whisper-Giggling 

The act of trying to keep quite but have to laugh uncontrollably.

Whisper-Giggling:

OMGZ YOUR SO FUNNIES BUT MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING SO I HAVE TO BE QUITE SO I DON'T WAKE THEM

muhushhushhush

Whisper-Giggling by SmokeNaPancake August 30, 2010

gay girling

a gay girling is a person acting gay in exchange for cash. The person may or may not be actually homosexual but are happy to be 'gay for pay' their client is normally an older more experienced full on homosexual

'I see Ian has some cash on the hip again'
'yes he's been a gay girling for Simon all weekend'

gay girling by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013