gigaholic

A geek who just needs to have the latest and fastest computer.

"He's such a gigaholic." "There is more free space on his hard drive than in his apartment."

gigaholic by TBA November 7, 2006

Gigachode 

A chode that is larger than 6 inches in girth.

goddamn they have a massive chode! I think it might be a gigachode

Gigachode by Gigamat April 16, 2021

gigahoozle 

A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.

Gordon: How many gigahoozles does your new computer have?
Lynn: I don't know. Let me ask teh interwebs.

gigahoozle by Bob Gordon February 17, 2008

Gigahon 

A hon with a body sculpted by the Greek Gods. Their soft skin from transitioning is accentuated by a strong and muscular physique. These strong, independent, usually non-passing transwomen have embraced the best of both worlds, the yin and the yang. Peak strength with peak beauty.

Gym Goer 1: That dude just bench pressed 700 pounds! WOW!
Gym Goer 2: That's not a dude, or a man... That's a hon.

Gym Goer 1: What, she's trans?! That means she doesn't have any testosterone and she can lift that much?
Gym Goer 2: Right. She's amazing. She's a Gigahon.

Gigahon by muhf June 21, 2021

gigaho 

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

gigaho by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Gigaho 

(jig-ah-hoe) N. Gigaho is dreived from two words, gigolo and and whore, a slang basically stating that someone is a male prostitute x 2.

1)Man, you a gigaho!
2)What a gigaho!!

Gigaho by April G. January 27, 2008

Gigawhale 

Someone that is obese and/or racist.

Man that Ryker kid is a gigawhale.

Gigawhale by Got milk butt April 27, 2020