Skip to main content

misspeak 

1) To make a claim to be under sniper fire in a hostile environment.
2) To try to cover your ass when someone calls you out on your bullshit.
guy: once I saw Jimi Hendrix live
girl: Jimi Hendrix died in 1970. You were born in the 80's.
guy: wait...I didn't mean to misspeak
misspeak by metalliska March 27, 2008
misspeak mug front
Get the misspeak mug.
See more merch

misspeak 

To lie. To tell an untruth.
I have written about this and described in many different settings and I did misspeak the other day
Related Words

Misspeak 

1.To Say without thought, to mistakenly say.
2.Mistakenly saying something is misspeaking
"How dare you misspeak of me"
Misspeak by Mr Afro March 26, 2008
A psychological condition where you are convinced snipers are firing at you.
Hillary was suffering from a strong bout of Mis-Speak.
mis-speak by Chaz Wozza April 29, 2008

Milspeak 

Milspeak (noun)
the specific jargon, whether official or otherwise, of the military culture, usually the US military. Often a contraction or acronym. Milspeak phrases often find their way into common civilian use, often with little or no understanding of their origin. This lack of understanding sometimes results in a new common meaning for the phrase.
"I was three days short when the Dinks wiped the HQ, SOP right? Man that whole furball was FUBAR. My unit got held over past my date, but I caught my ticket early in the landing gear and got evac'ed and shipped anyway, only minus some original equipment. SNAFU."

"Huh?"

"Sorry, that was all Milspeak, let me try again in English"
Milspeak by Sangu November 29, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026