gigahoozle 

A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.

Gordon: How many gigahoozles does your new computer have?
Lynn: I don't know. Let me ask teh interwebs.

gigahoozle by Bob Gordon February 17, 2008

gigahizzle 

Slang for "gigahertz".

"Yo, this next-gen platform shooter requires a PC with 2.5 Gigahizzles."

gigahizzle by Markizzle August 11, 2005