p1: "I can smell a big poo in our house!"
p2: "Who pooped in our house!"
... ...
p1: "srsly, where is that shit!"
p2: "I really have no fuckin' idea!"
p1: ~released dog to track down the shit~
... ...
dog: *whine*
p1: "GODDAMN! I still can smell the shit but my dog can't find that goddamned shit..."
p2: "I guess I will call shit loving furfags to get rid of that ghost scents."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.