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gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."
gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006
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Verb
The action of gargasming is a sacred act hidden in the deep realms of twitch. It may even be referred to as the dark web. Gargasming is the act of nutting, heavily influenced by Garrett. Correctly used by hot people only.
*gargasm* oh shit I’m dropping *gargasm gargasm* my gargasms *gargams* everywhere *gargasms*
Gargasm by Succalongtoe May 3, 2021
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gagasterbate 

when you listen to Lady Gaga's music, watch her music videos, or observe her actions and you feel enlightened, inspired, and/or excited.
I had extreme writer's block, so I gagasterbated and wrote the most amazing essay ever!
gagasterbate by chilledbiscuits November 20, 2010
Our lord and saviour. God amongst men inhabits a cottage in slovakia it is said but not known .
oman oman i am galgan gaming
galgan by sdfaege May 2, 2021

GaGastic 

Heightened pleasure experienced during, and further to the extreme sensory stimulation which culminates from a Lady GaGa experience.
Oh my god Chelsea, did u even believe the gaga concert, like totally GaGastic.
GaGastic by snootynz March 15, 2010
Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
Golgasm by akmoney October 16, 2007

Gagasexual 

A sexual orientation in which sexual arousal can only be achieved in the presence of Lady Gaga.
This includes being near Lady Gaga, pictures, video, music, thoughts, etc.

Either a male, female, or hermie can be Gagasexual.

Because Lady Gaga is a female, male Gagasexuals may be considered straight but most preferred to just be known as Gagasexual.
Person 1: Hey are you gay, bi, or straight?
Person 2: O I'm Gagasexual...Only Lady Gaga can turn me on.
Gagasexual by Fame Monster March 8, 2010