3 definitions by akmoney

TLI
Abbreviation for 'Too little information' ; lack of relevant information pertaining to a subject.

Antonyms: TMI - 'Too much information'
"Damon and Sob woke up one morning in the same bed after a rough night in the town."

..."TLI!"
by akmoney October 01, 2007
Noun:1. An alocholic drink consisting of 80% Popov vodka and 20% monster energy drink(for coloration), often accompanied by excessive ice and best consumed in a blender. Generally served in 16oz.-64oz. containers.

Side effects include-being a cheeseburger face, making lude comments to women, yelling things, fighting, peeing in trashcans, sitting in bushes, getting vandalized with permanent markers, passing out at phillies games, starting fights with security guards at phillies games, breaking expensive(acura) windshields,throwing bottles at cars, riding bikes down hallways, homosexual behavior, yelling at police officers, making linebacker stances at oncoming traffic, throwing patio furnature off porches, and dancing to bear force one.

2. Being a general asshole

3. Being the godfather
"Hey John, make me a merryman...not too much monster this time!"

"Hey cheeseburger face, get John a merryman before he starts another fight!"

Damon consumed too many merrymans on friday night. He woke up the next morning in Sobhans bed with seminal fluid on his eyelids and lips.
by akmoney October 01, 2007
Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
by akmoney October 01, 2007

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