gagasterbate 

when you listen to Lady Gaga's music, watch her music videos, or observe her actions and you feel enlightened, inspired, and/or excited.

I had extreme writer's block, so I gagasterbated and wrote the most amazing essay ever!

gagasterbate by chilledbiscuits November 20, 2010

gangsterbate 

To jerk off your own gangster ego.

The act of acting even more gangster than you are, so that others take notice.

Maaaaaan, all these fools shooting at each other lately.

No one gives a shit about them so they all gangsterbate one another to make people be scared of them.

gangsterbate by GReddyTalon March 30, 2021

Magasterbate 

Self pleasuring yourself with pictures of Elon Musk and Donald Trump with muscular bodies or in Roman gladiator garb.

Are you masterbateing to pictures of Trump dressed up like a gladiator? Way to Magasterbate you freak....

Magasterbate by ThePickledWillie February 23, 2025