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Toji Fushiguro
the ultimate dilf
this man can step on me and id tell him to do it again
he is so fine
pls id let him ruin my life more than once
this man can step on me and id tell him to do it again
he is so fine
pls id let him ruin my life more than once
Toji Fushiguro by bigmommymilf February 9, 2021
Toji Fushiguro
"have you SEEN Toji Fushiguro's tits? I'd suck off those mommy milkers"
"go to therapy becky you need help"
"go to therapy becky you need help"
Toji Fushiguro by mrmalfoyswifey October 11, 2021
TOJI Fushiguro
toji is replacing the word dilf
Toji: a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
Toji: a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
TOJI Fushiguro by megumisstepmom February 12, 2021
Megumi Fushiguro
honestly, the best supporting character of all time. yeah, you heard me. that was a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.
he may seem like a cold and emotionless character at first glance, but please consider looking beyond the surface. he's cunning, intelligent, passionate, kind hearted, humble, good looking, and a soft spoken character. but most importantly, he's a selfless individual.
he wants to help people he deems as kind, and that kind people don't deserve to die. yet he doesn't call himself a hero because he thinks putting himself on a pedestal is selfish. what's more, his outlook on a potential significant other is respectful, "if that person has an unshakeable personality, i won't ask for more".
oh, and if looks could kill, nobody would have gotten past episode one of jujutsu kaisen. he has the most wholesome and gorgeous smile that can make any heart flutter. he also has the most beautiful and dreamy eyes of any character out there, with his amazing eyelashes and outlandish hair finishing his overall ethereal look.
he has such amazing attributes that make him who he is. he deserves all the happiness in this world, and so so much more. he's a lovable character that deserves just that: love.
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
he may seem like a cold and emotionless character at first glance, but please consider looking beyond the surface. he's cunning, intelligent, passionate, kind hearted, humble, good looking, and a soft spoken character. but most importantly, he's a selfless individual.
he wants to help people he deems as kind, and that kind people don't deserve to die. yet he doesn't call himself a hero because he thinks putting himself on a pedestal is selfish. what's more, his outlook on a potential significant other is respectful, "if that person has an unshakeable personality, i won't ask for more".
oh, and if looks could kill, nobody would have gotten past episode one of jujutsu kaisen. he has the most wholesome and gorgeous smile that can make any heart flutter. he also has the most beautiful and dreamy eyes of any character out there, with his amazing eyelashes and outlandish hair finishing his overall ethereal look.
he has such amazing attributes that make him who he is. he deserves all the happiness in this world, and so so much more. he's a lovable character that deserves just that: love.
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
"this is megumi fushiguro. he's an amazing character, i mean look at him! isn't he cute?"
"he looks like he stuck a fork in a toaster"
"sir i-"
"he looks like he stuck a fork in a toaster"
"sir i-"
Megumi Fushiguro by mxgumi January 18, 2021
fathir
a boy that will make u fall in love within seconds by just seeing his eyes and do a little conversation.
his personality was amazing that will make anyone like him either as a friend or a huge fat crush that u could never get over for the rest of your life.
but could destroy you within minutes by just getting ignored by him.
but the affections he give you will make u blind.
his personality was amazing that will make anyone like him either as a friend or a huge fat crush that u could never get over for the rest of your life.
but could destroy you within minutes by just getting ignored by him.
but the affections he give you will make u blind.
fathir by no shit bro April 13, 2019
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"