funsquito 

Someone who acts as a parasite/pump, pulling fun and humor out of a situation.

Rachel instantly shot down my joke with a redundant question, what a funsquito!

funsquito by thefloyd June 10, 2008

Toledo Funguito 

1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.

2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."

"Weird."

Toledo Funguito by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

fucksquito 

A fucking mosquito that bite me shitloads of times, giving me itches that make me keep on scratching.

I enjoy hanging out with friends outdoors at night, but all those fucksquitos keep biting me. I should've put on fucksquito repellent.

fucksquito by cosmic user August 30, 2017

Funsquirt

A Funsquirt is when a person luaghs so hard he/she poos therself

Did you just do a funsquirt?

Funsquirt by Happysac123 July 3, 2016

fauxsquito 

Imaginary mosquitoes that you perceive biting you.

I smack my leg thinking I was being bitten by a mosquito. There was no bug, just a fauxsquito.

fauxsquito by KD Henshaw August 20, 2017

Frisquito

A person from Frisco, Texas. Typically affluent and pretentious- WASP types.

I met some Frisquitos at the bar the other night.

Frisquito by thegalvybutcher March 15, 2026