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funk butt 

The paranoid feeling you get while very stoned that you are walking funny, or that your posture is a little awkward.
Stoner 1: "Hey man, why don't you, uh, just walk across the room and, like, get it?"
Stoner 2: "Aw man, I huh, don't want that hot babe to see me walk. I huh, got funk butt real bad."
Stoner 1: (uncontrollable giggling)
funk butt by T-von October 20, 2008
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Term used to describe one’s foul odor emitting from the anus. Also used to describe other foul odors not necessarily relative to the butt.

Stan reeks of butt funk because he's dirty.
butt funk by Dominic5160 April 29, 2006
A strong odour coming from one's behind.
Trevor just let out a huge butt funk
butt funk by Bob Sachet May 1, 2006

Butt Funk Express 

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.
"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

funk button 

clitoris - it's telling me "Definition is too short" but that's all there is
funk button by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

funk button 

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.
I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.
funk button by ben November 16, 2003

Funkbutter 

1.) The dank, fowl oder that accumulates upon and around an organism's taint.

2.)Any unidentifiable accumulation of liquid matter that hints a scent of disgust, but with value.
"He removed all of the funkbutter that was making his balls smell so saucy."

"It can't believe its not funkbutter."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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