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funbortion 

the act of killing a fun or enjoyable activity before it has started.
The cops committed funbortion when they arrived before we could even open the alcohol.
funbortion by m3ph15t0 April 14, 2011
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Unbortion 

Just put it back in
my card declined so he gave me an Unbortion
Unbortion by tyrell Mcdangledick November 24, 2020
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frobortion 

The act of cutting or shaving off one's afro, especially when it gets out of control.
"My head got so hot this summer with my hair, so I totally decided to get a frobortion."
frobortion by psiidagama August 19, 2013

Fabortion 

A Failed Abortion.
Someone who was a failed abortion is a Fabortion.
Fabortion by Coltsfan85 November 18, 2009

Flabortion 

The act of aborting your flabby bits (most commonly around the tummy area)
Honey, I think I'm expecting a food baby

Maybe you need a flabortion babe
Flabortion by LB69 August 4, 2018

flabortion 

when a man calls an abortion when he is too much of a pussey to use the real word or there are chldren around
take your hoe to the John salvy clinic for a flabortion . take my advice . now be quiet, mass is about to start .
flabortion by carole and RIch October 18, 2007

frabortion 

the act of aborting a fetus conventionally but then marking x's on its hands and throwing it into the bushes
brah 1: yo man i got that chick i knocked up to get a frabortion
brah 2: oh bro, that's legit
brah 1: yea, it just looked like the poor little guy drank himself to death
frabortion by abfonsy June 30, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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