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fuhqueue 

A waiting line to no where--usually encountered when seeking tech service by phone or online.
Examples

1). A recording announces there is no one in the queue ahead of you but you are still kept waiting on hold for 20 minutes.
2). You've been waiting in a queue for 20 minutes when you finally get to speak to a live person who then transfers you to:
a). No one-dead silence.
b). A disconnected line-dial tone.
c). An unrelated automated menu that won't help you with your problem nor will it take you back to where you started.
This leaves you with no choice but to hang-up, call back, and get in the fuhqueue again hoping for a better result even though you know you'll only get the same options again.

If any of these sound familiar, then you have been in a fuhqueue too. Often, you may be in a fuhqueue for quite some time or even several times before you realize you are going no where.

It is likely some techs purposely place difficult, disgruntled callers into the fuhqueue just for fun of it.
fuhqueue by Uprightsofar May 9, 2011
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Fuh-Q-Fest 

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
Fuh-Q-Fest by BestSkeptic July 23, 2008
Related Words
pronounced as spelt. When one has the inability to seperate both fuck and you, which results a slur of the two words, and a "Q" is clearly heard.
fuh-q
what?
fuh-q!
r s t u v?

"fuh"-"q" 

The best way to cuss out a teacher or other distasteful authority without getting in trouble. One person says "fuh" and the other says "q". Similar to the much less mature "shhh"-"it".
When the teacher announced the pop quiz I could hear a "fuh"-"q" coming from Ash and Zac.
"fuh"-"q" by UnderscoremyTilde December 26, 2008
The slang spelling of a rather offensive word. Some people have a hard time trying to figure out what it means.

P.S. I dare you to write it in chalk on someones driveway!
Fuh q Krahn! Fuh q!
fuh q by Mrs. Bobo the Clown July 17, 2006
12 year olds should try sounding this out in front of their parents
fuh q by b rendan October 20, 2007

fuh-q-fest 

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
fuh-q-fest by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008