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Fuckaversary 

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.
John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"
Fuckaversary by Anynemous August 1, 2010

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*
Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

Fucktober 

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

fuckukery 

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.

fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.
We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!
fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019