FUNBLOWER 

A funblower is a person that refuses to have fun and in doing so blows all the fun away for others. A funblower does not believe in smiling. laughing, speaking, or going to get ice cream. A funblower is a term of endearment and should not be used to describe serious mean people. Calling someone a funblower is a good way to get them to loosen up and live a little.

A: "Hey SS want to go to Graeter's and get some ice cream?"
SS: " Is the funblower coming because if he is I do not want ice cream!"
A (laughing): " Who is the funblower?"
SS: " Mr. F!"
A (laughing so hard she pees in pants): " What is a funblower?"
SS: "Mr. F is a funblower because he blows all the fun away"
A: " SS, you are brilliant. I have never in my life come across a more spot on description of a person. Now come on I have to go change my pants and tell the funblower that we are going to go get ice cream without him"

FUNBLOWER by alilann1975 August 2, 2009

Fuckboner 

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.

'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'

Fuckboner by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010

Funblower 

A funblower is one that that blows all the fun away. Usually an uptight, no fun having male with black hair.

Don't be such a funblower you boring dolt- life is meant to be lived- so get over it and laugh a little.

Funblower by aligal1975 July 31, 2009

fuckshower 

When you hit your sister's chest.

I Gave Lucy A Fuckshower Screaming Dolphin.

fuckshower by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

fuckboyery 

A seductive man who is not only sexy but also desires sex. He doesn't care who or what it is. He will have sex with anyone and anything.

Asmodeus, from obey me, is the definition of fuckboyery

fuckboyery by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

fuckboyery 

A person (usually a bitch boy) who like to seduce anyone or anything.

Asmodeus is the embodiment of lust and fuckboyery

fuckboyery by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

Scuzzy Fuckloser 

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.

"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"

Scuzzy Fuckloser by KarmaLog July 6, 2018