FUNBLOWER

A funblower is a person that refuses to have fun and in doing so blows all the fun away for others. A funblower does not believe in smiling. laughing, speaking, or going to get ice cream. A funblower is a term of endearment and should not be used to describe serious mean people. Calling someone a funblower is a good way to get them to loosen up and live a little.

A: "Hey SS want to go to Graeter's and get some ice cream?"
SS: " Is the funblower coming because if he is I do not want ice cream!"
A (laughing): " Who is the funblower?"
SS: " Mr. F!"
A (laughing so hard she pees in pants): " What is a funblower?"
SS: "Mr. F is a funblower because he blows all the fun away"
A: " SS, you are brilliant. I have never in my life come across a more spot on description of a person. Now come on I have to go change my pants and tell the funblower that we are going to go get ice cream without him"

FUNBLOWER by alilann1975 August 2, 2009

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Funblower

A funblower is one that that blows all the fun away. Usually an uptight, no fun having male with black hair.

Don't be such a funblower you boring dolt- life is meant to be lived- so get over it and laugh a little.

Funblower by aligal1975 July 31, 2009

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Funblower • sunblower

sunblower

Someone who embraces challenges head-on and brings clarity, like blowing away dark clouds to let the sun through.

You are such a sunblower—always know how to brighten my day, even when things are tough.

We need more sunblowers in the world to remind us that happiness can be created, not just found.

sunblower by streamerd January 14, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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