fuckeulogy

It's the opposite of a eulogy. Instead of speaking of a dead person's better qualities and praising them for their life achievements, a fuckeulogy focuses on the dark side of the dead person and all the misdeeds they have done. Fuckeulogies are reserved for those who are universally hated by the masses, and who will in no way, shape or form be missed when they die. It boils down to delivering the final 'fuck you' to a dead person at their funeral.

People who would qualify: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Gadaffi, Kim Jung Il, Osama Bin Ladin, etc.

The term was coined by satirist and comedian John Oliver (seen on 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart). Oliver coined the term on his Podcast 'The Bugle' with Andy Zaltzman (episode 152).

Dumping Osama Bin Laden's body into the sea robbed the survivors of the 9/11 dead of delivering a decent fuckeulogy.

fuckeulogy by glostah June 7, 2011

Fuckeulogy

A eulogy composed in memory of a particularly objectionable person.

Coined by comedian John Oliver on The Bugle podcast following the death of Osama bin Laden.

This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as a special fuckeulogy to the big man.

Fuckeulogy by floew June 9, 2011

Fuckulogy 

A combined Fuck You and eulogy. Generally saved for historically evil human beings.

After the SEALs killed Osama bin Laden the media gave him a right proper fuckulogy.

Fuckulogy by Quinn Daniels June 10, 2011

fuckeulogy

A derogatory oration or writing, especially in dishonor of one deceased.

"This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as a special fuckeulogy to the big man."

- John Oliver, The Bugle, Episode 152.

fuckeulogy by Derma Tologist June 7, 2011

Fuckeulogy

(noun) A speech or piece of writing damning someone hated upon their death.

"This is not a tribute episode to Bin Laden, as much as a special fuckeulogy to the big guy" (John Oliver, the Bugle podcast May 7, 2011)

Fuckeulogy by bwilderbeast June 9, 2011

fuckeulogy

An inspired, less than positive remembrance of a recently departed douchebag.

"This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden, as a special fuckeulogy to the big man." -John Oliver, The Bugle Pocast #152.

fuckeulogy by BugleFan June 8, 2011

Fuckology

Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.

A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).

For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.

The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.

Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.

"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."

Fuckology by the other definitions are wrong February 22, 2008