fuck me! 

A comment made when something is cool or astounding.

"Fuck me! You've got cherry pie?"

fuck me! by GirlSkater March 27, 2004

Fuck me! 

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

Fuck me! by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fuck Me 

1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.

Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!

Fuck Me by Arivire October 21, 2018

Fuck me 

1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation

2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.

1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.

2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"

Fuck me by RollABowl December 24, 2014

Fuck me 

When I want you to take your big hard cock and ram me hard and fast until I'm shaking and squirting

Oh yeah baby!!! Fuck me!! A-Ah~ deeper!!! Ah yes!! Ooh.. ah! Right there! Fuck me!!!

Fuck me by GummiTheDeliciousBitch December 28, 2016

fuck me 

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

fuck me by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Fuck me 

Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

Fuck me by CR7andmessiisGOAT July 12, 2023