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fuck aff 

Fuck AFF - Take a good long fuck to your self , I hate ya - don't fuck OFF - fuck the fuck aff ! that's past off its aff , its further away .. Away past seenin - it's AFF ! So fuck it ! - origin lurgan co Armagh
Mal Devine said - vote ? Vote ? For who ? Them bundle of fuckin Boke donkeys ! Put my name to them cunts ? FUCK away AFF !

Sorry ? You would like me to work Saturday ? Sure no problem
? Shall I rim ya now are later ya company basdad faced fuck torkey !! Fuck aff

Hi fella - put that drink down and fuck aff ! Fuck aff fore I kick your balls up your ass and slope your Ma !

Patsy said -- i luck down and this drunkin cunt shouts to me ! Hi sing this sing that - fuckin dean Martin or some shite ! Little auld wine drinker me or some shite ! Here's me ! This basdad is a cunt !! ! his brothers are all basdads his da was a basdad - his Ma was a gross fat basdad ! from a whole nest of basdads He was from ! I said to to him ! I don't know it ! he says fuckin sing it now!!! fuck I felt my blood fuckin boil - I hit him with a mic stand , broke the fuck thing over his head had it for 30 years too ! Bang !! I says -- NI FUCK AFF ! I towl ya once ya stupid cunt FUCk AFF - he started mouthin ! So Pete ran over him in the car ! Fuck em ! Basdad - shoutin shite da me -- FUCk AFF ya basdad take fuckin dean Martin with ya ! Hate basdads
fuck aff by The boom October 31, 2013
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words of affirmationing you the fuck up 

Purposefully using words of affirmation to please someone, usually a romantic or sexual partner, but can be a close friend also.
It can be very effective if used for good purposes and not your own.
- I love how you communicate, it's so clear and concise, it makes it so easy to be with you.
- Oh thank you for saying that, you're too kind.
- It's not about being kind, I'm just words of affirmationing you the fuck up ;)

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026