Noun. A word describing an
individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of
common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend
too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at
airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding
terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"
*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*
Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still
the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."