ftool

One who is both a "fool" and a "tool." (most commonly used in Eastern Scandanavia by those people who do not want to waste any time saying two separate words)

Ellen once tried to play a trick on me- it did naaaaahhht work. What a ftool.

by Repsac4life January 13, 2011

Cool Fool

The opposite of a nerd.

Kurt is a cool fool

by Ace the simp January 6, 2023

You can school a fool...

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020

You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016

Fool's Gold

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.

And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met

But I'm not done yet

Falling for your

"Fool's Gold"

by Jess Styles May 18, 2015

lovesick fool

1) Someone that falls blindly in love with another, oftentimes doing whatever it takes to make them happy and giving them anything you've got.

1) Poor girl, she's a lovesick fool for him- she can't even see that he has no feelings for her.

by Rehabilitation December 2, 2015

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020