fsutd

Dude 1: why are u even going to this bitch's party?
Dude 2: to fsutd lol
Dude 1: wtf does that mean
Dude 2: Fuck Shit Up Then Dip, fucktard

fsutd by Hi Hungry I'm Dad November 24, 2013

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fsotd

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

fsotd by wland January 25, 2011

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fsutd • Futduck • fsotd • fstdt • fstudying • FSUed • futdup

fstdt

1: A website where "fundie" (or religiously insane) posts are archived, stored, and commented upon. The quotes usually espose some sort of extremist christianity or die-hard belief in creationism.

2: Verb, "to fstdt." The act of submitting a quote to this website.

1: "Man, you won't believe the shit they got on FSTDT. People there don't believe in fucken gravity...*"

2: Person 1 - "Gravity is a lie! Objects fall because of sin!*"
Person 2 - "Fstdt'd."

* = based on an actual quote.

fstdt by malendras November 1, 2007

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fstudying

fake studying; sitting with your books in front of you but really you are on facebook, eating, or talking about other people with your fellow fstudy buddies

i was fstudying all day so i'm probably fucked for the exam

fstudying by jla30yrs April 2, 2009