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When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.
"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."
by goat_job May 17, 2017

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To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.
I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys
by KyleKarl December 06, 2013

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To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
by shniggs September 14, 2015

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