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(v.) term used by friends and supporters of stupid jibteks from Toronto whenever said warriors end up in prison for doing the stupidest shit imaginable. Instances of useless methheads "going to the bin" over and over for the same thing are so common that local prisons are considering installing revolving doors just for the tweakers. "Free up" is usually posted excessively on facebook, in statuses and on the jibtek's page while waiting for them to get out, just to go back again. Friend 1: "Yo man Dwizzy's in the bin for trying to stab an old lady in the jugular with a plastic fork when he was trying to steal her coin purse!"
Friend 2: "What the fuck?! But my boy Dwizzy is such a great guy and contributes so much to society! FREE UP!" ------- Dwizzy: "Yo man I got out finally but I'm goin' back to the Don in two days man sorry" Friend: "Oh no, what now?! Those fucking police man, always putting innocent people in the bin!" Dwizzy: "Tell me about it man I only broke into 3 cars and hardly took much" Friend: "Wow what assholes! Why are they trying to get in the way of your innocent and productive lifestyle? Come on man, FREE UP!" |
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| 2. | free up | ||
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A post made on forums (ususally of the Buy,Sell,Trade persuasion) as an excuse to move that thread to the top of the list, thus making it easier for more people to see. Nice stuff man, free up
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| 3. | Free Water | ||
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Free Water is what you get when you go to the Frozen Lemonade stand by the Grizzly Run rollercoaster in Great America! Just buy some frozen lemonade and ask for some free water. Oh, and don't forget to pick up the extra dollar bills that other people dropped under the lemonade cart. q4istina: FREE WATER!!!
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| 4. | FREE.I.P. | ||
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when you get everything - parties, food, drinks, hair, makeup, clothing, travel, etc - for free because you know all the right people, key words and hook-ups, and because you're a hustler. if you fall in this category you transcend the traditional "V.I.P." title. There's very important people and then there's FREE.I.P - the ones who have figured out how to get all the same benefits through various hustling methods. also known as the inner circle, elite hustlers, hooked up crew, those in the know, and the promoter's best friend. for more info go to strawvsgold.com. the author is the founder and quintessential example of FREE.I.P. "I'm so broke I can't go out tonight".
"Don't trip, we FREE.I.P homie!" "How did you get your hair cut and dyed 4 times this month?" "I'm a model for the salon training institute. Straight FREE.I.P. baby!" |
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| 5. | Free Birding | ||
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Playing Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd in any Turntable.fm lobby regardless of the lobby's genre. 1. Oh god. That guy's Free Birding. Boot him off stage.
2. Anyone up for some Free Birding? 3. (Person 1 starts playing Free Bird) Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING Person 3) BOOT HIM Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby. For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS |
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| 6. | duty free high five | ||
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A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.
Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age. Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.
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| 7. | $free.99 | ||
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The cost of a free item. "Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?" "No, it was $free.99." |
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