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When in a relationship, both partners agree on five people (generally celebrities) that one would allow the other to mess around with if they were given the chance. Celebrities are the norm because the chances of actually meeting a celebrity and subsequently getting the chance to have sex with them is highly unlikely.
"Last night I met Justin Timberlake at a club and we fucked back at his hotel."
"Isn't your boyfriend going to flip out?"
"No way, it's cool. Justin's on my Free Five!"
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duty free high five 

A high five given to an employee at a duty free store. This can be done anywhere at the store, but it is preferred that the act be performed at the drive-thru window (if it has one). No purchase of duty free goods is required.

Etymology: The term was coined by David Snyder on January 1, 2006 in Niagra Falls, Canada on a road trip to see Niagra Falls. It turns out that this is the only exciting thing to do in Niagra Falls, especially if you are not 19-years-of-age.
Let's drive up to the window and get a duty free high five from that guy.
duty free high five by improviduto January 2, 2006

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

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free hats on fivem 

Bahala Na Gang / Fifty; Alex Brown. Caveman III-I, Shitter, TrashBag
Blitz: WE JUST SMOKED THE BAHALAZ?!??! 'In Discord': THEY AHH free hats on fivem , FIFTY AND DONTGETSLIMED IS SO STINKIN TRASH.

Muula: NBS, THEM MFS SUCK LMAOOO!!! THEM NIGGAZ FREE HATS BRUH FREE STREAMABLES. NIGGAZ NEED TO STOP

FIFTY, MIND YOU HIS CAVEMAN TEETH ARE THROBBING: Broo, chill we didnt want any beef. NOMMIE NOM NOM

Basically There All Butt Butt

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