freaky toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Usually a phenomenom that happens to women.

Why is your freaky toe so long.
Holy shit! Your second toe is longer than your big toe, that's one freaky toe.

Man: What's up with your toe?
Woman: Uh...nothing.
Man: Why is it so damn long?
Woman: Leave me alone.
Man: I'll I'm saying is that's a freaky toe.
Woman: (sobbing)

by adfrock February 24, 2008