extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor sparks both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.
by off_that_chewy November 01, 2009
the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.
by koshersexjew September 16, 2010
a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.
by omie the homie April 11, 2010
Four loko is a 23.5 oz "alcopop" that is 12% abv, that is
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep
I was up all night drinkin' that four loko.
by schlingalang April 25, 2010
the most amazing malt liquor with a high alcoholic percentage. just one gets you fucked up no matter your size. want to get extra fucked up? drink two. but you might throw up. you'll already do stupid shit and be drunk as fawk on just one. punch flavour is alright, I like watermelon better. some people can't stand watermelon. there's other flavours too.
"hey, angela, you wanna let's hit up the spur stop again this friday night and get some four lokos?!"
"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"
"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."
"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."
"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"
"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."
"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."
by gitCRUNK October 16, 2009
Man, I drank a four loko last night and woke up next to some naked girl... I still don't know her name!
by kevdix November 29, 2009
four loko = awesome in a can.
by terrytheloon November 17, 2010