Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels 

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Trolling for squirrel 

1. To go out in search of fine ass game
2. To actively seek out hot individuals of either sex who have possibility of becoming anything within range of one night stand to long term relationship.

Squirrel:

Any individual of romantic or physical interest that one meets in a variety of situations. Squirrel can include crushes, makeout buddies, one night stands, or several boys a lady may be dating all at once.

Example A: "Let's go trolling for squirrel tonight, ladies. It's been too long since Big Mama's gotten any."
Example B: "I've got several different squirrels going on right now: Bio Class Squirrel, 21st Street Coop Squirrel, and Overseas Squirrel."

Trolling for squirrel by Devon-Marie December 9, 2008

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

squirrel looking for a nut by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007