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fobbiness 

n. the quality of being a FoB (Fresh off the Boat Asian immigrant) Usually characterized by wearing UNIQLO or Hang Ten brands, drinking pearl milk tea, and listening to Asian pop music on an MP3 player with mostly pirated songs. The adjective form is "fobby." The fobbier someone is, the worse their English is. Once someone has been in the US long enough to speak English, they're no longer "fresh" and they become stale FoBs.
An aura of fobbiness exuded around the Cal exchange students singing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats in their broken English, and I couldn't help but laugh.
fobbiness by kiwigummy April 28, 2011
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fobinese 

A word for a fob but is used to call a person a fob by saying it like a race.
Thuthanh: "Hey I heard that new girl was Chinese."

Jackie: "Shes not Chinese, shes Fobinese."
fobinese by cuhzimthebombb April 16, 2009
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Foopiness 

When you eat after being hangry you experience foopiness.
Food+happiness = foopiness
I experienced the utmost amount of foopiness after I ate a pizza .
Foopiness by Alphabed October 1, 2018

fobinese 

The language of fobs, or fresh-off-the-boat, comprising unidiomatic grammar and vocabulary, as well as words drawn from various fob languages.
Stop using fobinese! I expect Queen's English.
fobinese by poodle54321 May 16, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008