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flowjack 

1: Originally, a synonym for "retarded person." This usage has lost its effectiveness.

2: Name for the head M.C. of BCCB, because he is a jack-of-flow. He can drop beats like a mother-fucking farmer, yo, who accidentally dropped an entire crate of Beets, which he intended to sell at the local farmer's market, but which he can no longer sell because they are so bruised from the fall.
1: Normie: Hey, Albert. I'm talking to you, Albert. Pay attention. What you are, Albert, is a flowjack. Okay? Got that? So, from now on when I ask you what you are, what're you going to tell me?

Albert: Huh?

Normie: What are you, Albert?

Albert: A...person.

Normie: No! You're a flowjack, Albert. A flowjack. Okay? Now, what are you?

Albert: I'm a flowjack.

2: "That Flowjack sure is mother-fucking bomb-diggity. Listen to him as he blows us all away with his divinely-inspired word-rhyming, and with his superior grasp of syntax."
flowjack by Flowjack February 1, 2004
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flowback 

Sex juices, particularly semen, that head downhill due to gravity if a women stands after sex.
I tested my daughter's panties with a kit from www.infidelitytoday.com and found something that shouldn't be there.
flowback by Nathan March 31, 2003

Flowbacking 

the act of pushing cum back into your girl with your fingers when it starts to run out
I didn't want to waste a drop of my cum so i started flowbacking her pu$$y
Flowbacking by niknack January 24, 2023
A term used for idiotic, stupid, immature, flakey, penis obsessed, possibly gay boys.
Man, Josh and Joey are so flomack its insane.
Flomack by chappedlipsss April 6, 2009
a player type of cool guy who is smooth with the ladies and envied by guys who are gay or can't get a girl without paying
Sidd is a real flomack
flomack by smane October 20, 2010

Bloody Flowback 

Bloody Flowback(noun) is the term used for the substance that comes out a woman when you are having intercourse. When she is "on the rag" once the male has had his fill and finished unleashing his manly fluids inside her, the red/white cum/blood that comes back out is Bloody Flowback.
"Aww man I got Bloody Flowback all over my parents new sheets!"