Slippery floors 

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.

When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!

Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

hard wood floors 

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

hard wood floors by Jims friend November 26, 2007

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003

Japan Floors 

any kind of Adidas footwear

ohhhh look at the Japan Floors on yah the shmoo shmoo

Japan Floors by whatcha lookin at my gut for December 8, 2010

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

Hardwood Floors by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Four Floors Of Whores 

Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.

Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.

Four Floors Of Whores by jonny long wood December 10, 2011