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Bela Fleck and the Flecktones 

An incredibly talented jazz band incorporating traditional bluegrass and old time instrumentation. Their genre is somewhat hard to capture, and they often fall under categories such as jazz, classical, folk, or bluegrass. Bela Fleck is the focal musician on banjo.
Bela Fleck can shred that banjo. ummmm, yeah, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, rawk.
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fleshtone microphone 

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone
Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!
fleshtone microphone by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017

flextion 

flextion /flɛksʃən/ n. 1. A question which is intended to demonstrate knowledge, rather than to request it. (See flex, question)
John summarized the whole lecture via a flextion at the end of class! What a flex?!
flextion by jxxd2000 December 17, 2019

Flexiconer

Flexiconer is a different way to say gay ass nigga.
Bro you such a flexiconer
Flexiconer by Sweddy February 12, 2017
(n). Flexbone is the penile state encountered when meeting an interested partner after too many alcoholic drinks. Also known as a chubber.
She was completely ready but my flexbone wasn't working.
flexbone by w.outstanding June 17, 2009

Flexzoned 

An event that had occurred presenting dominance over an individual(s) through a overwhelming presentation that can be displayed in various forms through the contraction or tensing of the user's individuality attribute(s) rightfully entitling the opposing individual(s) with titles like, "Little Sally" or "Small Sam".
My friend and I took out a stack of bills, only except his was all hundreds. I was flexzoned the rest of the night and left to cry myself to sleep later that night.
Flexzoned by DominantMS2 August 27, 2018

Flexicon 

The collection of words and phrases politicians and the PC culture use to avoid answering a question; flexible, vague language
"I tried to ask the mayor about homelessness, but he just dug around in the flexicon and i think i may have gotten an answer about recycling..."
Flexicon by Treblatsirc October 9, 2019