flawj 

a piece of poop on your penis after anal sex with a male/female

Dude1: I totally fucked this girl last night
Dude2: NICE!
Dude1: It was great but there was some flawj leftover

flawj by mitch447753 January 20, 2011

Flawness 

It's not flawless but it's not too flawful

I may be flawless but you are flawness

Flawness by kdcowled June 23, 2015

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective

Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness

Flawness by Nappy/Curly October 25, 2010

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective

Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness

Flawness by Jerkboy/TaylorGang/6.0GPA October 21, 2010

flawge 

speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not

k:What car your drive ?
j:a ferrari

k: how you drive a ferrari when you have no job?
j:trust me i got one
k: boy please dont flawge

flawge by mybighead December 26, 2009

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

flip like a flapjack by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008

happy flapjack 

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.

Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?

happy flapjack by Singing Richard November 4, 2014