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36.
Opposite to boobs.
Boris: Don't you think Sarah looks like a boy without padded bra?
Ronaldo: Yeah, but I would totally lick her flats if I could grab her ass while doing it.
by Surinamsman September 08, 2011
 
37.
someone who can't play music for shit.
take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.
by bob the unbuilder April 02, 2007
 
38.
Flat, known to be having a flatt, paper like chest.. worlds flattest chest has been awarded to A.T. for his/her un-puberty transformed chest..
"flats for life"
"boy am i flat"
"hey that wall is almost as flat as me"
by Markham September 09, 2005
 
39.
Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.
Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
by Brad September 08, 2003
 
40.
the passing of gas.
Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.
by Jimmi September 08, 2003
 
41.
1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high
Let's go get flat tonight.
by Church of Kaleb August 27, 2005
 
42.
No, or extremely flat, alm ost non existant boobs.
Dang those cheeleaders obviously completley flat lol
by bobie December 06, 2004