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Opposite to boobs.
Boris: Don't you think Sarah looks like a boy without padded bra?
Ronaldo: Yeah, but I would totally lick her flats if I could grab her ass while doing it.
by Surinamsman September 08, 2011
someone who can't play music for shit.
take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.
by bob the unbuilder April 02, 2007
Flat, known to be having a flatt, paper like chest.. worlds flattest chest has been awarded to A.T. for his/her un-puberty transformed chest..
"flats for life"
"boy am i flat"
"hey that wall is almost as flat as me"
by Markham September 09, 2005
Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.
Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
by Brad September 08, 2003
the passing of gas.
Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.
by Jimmi September 08, 2003
1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high
Let's go get flat tonight.
by Church of Kaleb August 27, 2005
No, or extremely flat, alm ost non existant boobs.
Dang those cheeleaders obviously completley flat lol
by bobie December 06, 2004