Flailski 

When someone is so high that they start several different projects, most of which will never get finished.

Man i was so flailski last night, i took apart 4 of my lamps.

Flailski by glyttergurl December 14, 2019

flaklypa 

the most unbalanced geometry dash level in the entire existence of the game

flaklypa wave is bad like orange man

flaklypa by grenadeoftacos March 26, 2020

flajaundice 

Used to refer to an unknown disease, most commonly a disease of the sexually transmitted variety.

Carmine: Did you see that chick Sylvester took home last night?
Dude: Yeah she was sketchy, he probably caught the flajaundice.
Carmine: He should get that checked.


Ricky: Does this look like syphilis to you?
Steve: I don't know but it's flajaundice for sure.
Ricky: I should get that checked.

flajaundice by larrysellers October 16, 2008

Broderick-Flail

A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.

The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.

Broderick-Flail by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010

Flailing Susan 

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!

Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.

Flailing Susan by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

Flatliner President 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS as he nears the end of his one and only term.

Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.

Flatliner President by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020

Side-Flail 

Side flailing is a flail within a flail. Which is very intense. You don't know what the fucks going on. A whole day could be a flail with many little flails in it. This usually happens after two plus days of being awake while high on crystal meth! The tweakers who experience this dream like state are known as jib tech warriors

Example of someone being in a side-flail You don't feel like yourself and as if you are watching yourself. You don't even know how you're moving your body parts. Robotic. Spaced out. This is considered flailing. Then you will suddenly decide to read your horoscope which turns into hours of learning and reading about astrology. Then you snap out of it and don't remember anything you had just read or where the hours went.

"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"

Side-Flail by JTWP October 14, 2011